One Friday a traffic policeman stops a Maisie and asks to see her driving licence.
"Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses when driving."
"Well," replies Maisie, "I have contacts."
"Lady, I don't care who you know, you're still going to get a ticket."
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On the road again — back July 6!
Back July 6! My husband and I are taking a road trip through Utah. We're going to Zion National Park, Brice Canyon and eventually we...