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Saturday, June 4, 2011

Weekend Joke

In the form of a bumper sticker, from Dr. Boli where you will find other amusing things including more bumper stickers.

By Julie D. at June 04, 2011

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Marge:
Dear Lord, if you spare this town from becoming a smoking hole in the ground, I'll try to be a better Christian. I don't know what I can do...ummm, oh, the next time there's a canned food drive I'll give the poor something they'd actually like instead of old lima beans and pumpkin mix.

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Your lucky compound modifiers for this week are: long-term, hard-fought and military-history.

Note this is satire via The Onion which doesn't feature their horoscopes anymore. Satire means: trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly, according to the Merriam-Webster Dictionary.

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