In the sea, once upon a time, O my Best Beloved, there was a Whale, and he ate fishes. ...

Yes, indeed, dearly beloved, we have How The Whale Got His Throat featured on Forgotten Classics, read "Just So" by Will Duquette from The View From the Foothills.

You'll laugh, you'll cry ... wait ... no, you'll just laugh.

Get it while its hot.