Name a Character in Jeffrey Overstreet's

I can’t call her “the Dispenser.” People will think of Pez.

She needs a name, or rather, a title.

Go to Jeffrey's to read the description of this villainous character and then see if you can name her and get a free copy of the book. We know its a book you'll enjoy because he wrote one of my favorite books of last year (Auralia's Colors ... my review here ... scroll down a bit).