Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
A jumper cable walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:
"A beer please, and one for the road."
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