Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
Well, "It's Not Unusual."
Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you,"says Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
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