What do elves learn in school?
[The Elf-abet!]
What was so good about the neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
[It was already wound up.]
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?
[Its true, Comet cleans sinks!]
Mom, can I have a dog for Christmas?
[No, you can have turkey like everyone else.]
What nationality is Santa Claus?
[North Polish.]
What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime?
[Sandy Claws!]
What kind of bird can write?
[A PENguin.]
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