Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language!
What kind of key can’t open any doors?
A turkey.
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
The G
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off
What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called?
Turkey feathers
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
How can you make a turkey float?
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey
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Thanksgiving Jokes
A little something to get us ready for the big day. These are corny but they make me laugh every time.
