Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language!
What kind of key can’t open any doors?
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off
What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called?
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
How can you make a turkey float?
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey
Wednesday, November 25, 2020
A little something to get us ready for the big day. These are corny but they make me laugh every time.