Saturday, September 13, 2014

Weekend Joke: Changing that Light Bulb

Because those are some of my favorite jokes, don't you know? Here are my favorites.
How many Proletarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, the light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but the light bulb has to want to change.

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How many Boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. You can still play with the ball in the dark!

3 comments:

  1. Thank you! A modest contribution to the merriment:

    Q: How many revolutionaries does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: Revolutionaries don't replace light bulbs; they form committees to discuss why the expired light bulb is a capitalist plot.

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  2. Q: How many rad-trads does it take to replace a light bulb?
    A: They don't; they only complain that light bulbs didn't fail before Vatican II.

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  3. You made me laugh out loud! :-)

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