There are two kinds of people in the world:
People with One Left Foot and One Right Foot,
and People with Two Left Feet
Note: the dancers and non-dancers always marry each other. Nobody knows why.
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There are two kinds of people in the world:
Dog People and Cat People
Don't trifle with either kind!
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There are two kinds of people in the world:
High Maintenance People — and Low Maintenance People
(For further insights into this concept see the movie When Harry Met Sally.)
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There are two kinds of people in the world:
People Who Will Spend Hours to Find That
Three Cents Needed to Balance the Checkbook —
and People Who Will Round Off to the Nearest Hundred Dollars
Just to Be Done With It
Tip: Don't argue about it. Neither of you will ever change the other!
Neither of us dances, Tom is for dogs and I am for both cats and dogs, we're both fairly low maintenance but I am much higher maintenance than Tom is
(what a shock!), and Tom will always find that last three cents while I ... well, I won't go to the nearest
hundred dollars but definitely have been known to just trust the bank and round off sometimes.
