Via Looking Closer Journal
- Any police officer about to retire from the force will more often than not die on their last day (especially if their family have planned a party). (Caveat: Detectives can only solve a case after they have been suspended from duty).
- Getaway cars never start first go. But all cop cars do. (They will also slide to a dramatic stop in the midst of a crime scene).
- If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.
- On a police stake-out, the action will only ever take place when food is being consumed and scalding hot coffees are perched precariously on the dashboard . . .
- All grocery shopping involves the purchase of French loaves which will be placed in open brown paper bags (Caveat: when said bags break, only fruit will spill out).
- Cars never need fuel (unless they're involved in a pursuit).
- If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor.
- If a microphone is turned on it will immediately feedback.
- Guns are like disposable razors. If you run out of bullets, just throw the gun away. you will always find another one.
- All single women have a cat.
Wednesday, October 5, 2005
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