
... with hilarious results as always. Browse Savage Chickens for more Chuck Norris and, of course, more ninjas.

It’s a novel! It’s a philosophy! It’s the instruction manual for a crazy cult! Atlas Shrugged could be all of those things. Then again, maybe it’s just about a little Russian girl who really hated growing up around Bolsheviks.Mental Floss Blog takes a look at the masterpiece and its author.
Let us begin with an apology to our readers in Asia. Unless they are online, they will not see this editorial. For legal reasons, we are refraining from publishing it in The Wall Street Journal Asia, which circulates in Singapore.Click through above to read it all. Clearly, Singapore has a different understanding of "free speech" than we have here in America.
Our subject is free speech and the rule of law in the Southeast Asian city-state -- something on which the international press and Singapore's government have often clashed. We can't say which side would prevail if the Singapore public could hear an open debate, but the fact is that we know of no foreign publication that has ever won in a Singapore court of law. Virtually every Western publication that circulates in the city-state has faced a lawsuit, or the threat of one. ...
... We do not fear or stifle criticism of our policies. But we will not allow our judiciary to be denigrated under the pretense of free speech. ...
Bushes confirm purchase of Dallas home in Preston HollowThe story is at the Dallas Morning News. I can see President Bush dropping into Kuby's of a morning to grab breakfast as so many are doing when I whisk buy to buy the best bologna and hotdogs in town ...
The White House confirmed Thursday that the Bushes have purchased a house in Dallas’ Preston Hollow neighborhood for the couple to live in after his presidency ends in January.
First lady Laura Bush’s office declined to specify where the house is, but it appears likely the couple will live on Daria Place, a cul-de-sac in the upscale neighborhood.
Many Christians think that Christians celebrate Christ’s birth on December 25th because the church fathers appropriated the date of a pagan festival. Almost no one minds, except for a few groups on the fringes of American Evangelicalism, who seem to think that this makes Christmas itself a pagan festival. But it is perhaps interesting to know that the choice of December 25th is the result of attempts among the earliest Christians to figure out the date of Jesus’ birth based on calendrical calculations that had nothing to do with pagan festivals.Check out Calculating Christmas over at Touchstone.
Rather, the pagan festival of the “Birth of the Unconquered Son” instituted by the Roman Emperor Aurelian on 25 December 274, was almost certainly an attempt to create a pagan alternative to a date that was already of some significance to Roman Christians. Thus the “pagan origins of Christmas” is a myth without historical substance. ...

His face wracked with sobs as he cries for his mother, tiny Moshe Holtzberg has had a miraculous escape: He was inside the Jewish centre stormed by Islamic militants during last week's Mumbai attacks.Even one or two hundred become a statistic if they happen far enough away. This photo of little Moshe puts the human face back on the butchery perpetrated in the name of religion by the terrorists in Mumbai.
His rabbi father and mother were both murdered by the militants. Moshe was rushed to safety - drenched in blood - after his nanny found him crying by their bodies.Read the whole story here
One of my co-workers, an immigrant from northern India, is a Jain. He eats no meat, including fish and any other animal. He once rescued a roach I was about to kill in the office and took it outside.I also was much struck by this Wall Street Journal editorial examining the mainstream media's role in adding fuel to terrorists' anger.
But he supports the death penalty, because although the terrorist attack in Mumbai last week were unique in scale and in happening in one of India's major financial centers, they're hardly unique in recent Indian history. I think one figure I read was that more than 4000 Indians have been killed in terrorist attacks since 2001.
When one of my American-born liberal co-workers asked him how he could be so emphatic on preserving life in all other cases, but support the death penalty he replied, "When someone comes into your village, and enters your house, and kills everyone in your family because they do not like your race, or they do not like you faith, they have crossed a line."
While I accept the wisdom of our Church's leaders that the death penalty is seldom needed in modern society -- but seldom is not never. If any of the perpetrators of last week's terror attacks in Mumbai failed to be escorted off this mortal coil by the Indian commandoes who sought to rescue their hostages, I could certainly find it in me to hope that they receive a short trial and a long rope.
For purposes of self-justification, Azam Amir Kasab, the only terrorist taken alive in last week's Mumbai massacre, offered that the murder of Jews in the city's Chabad House was undertaken to avenge Israeli atrocities on Palestinians. Two other terrorists cited instances of anti-Muslim Hindu violence as the answer to the question, "Why are you doing this to us?" before mowing down 14 unarmed people at the Oberoi Hotel. And if dead terrorists could talk, we would surely hear Abu Ghraib mentioned as among their reasons for singling out U.S. and British hostages.Would that the media would take a bit more care anyway, but definitely when reporting inflammatory facts that are not facts at all.
One suspects the terrorists spent far too much time listening to the BBC World Service.
Let's hasten to add that by no means should the BBC alone be singled out. When it comes to terrorists and their grievances, nearly all the Western media have provided them with a rich diet on which to feed. ...
I lent this audiobook to a friend. Later, listening to me waxing enthusiastic over the book, he said in a dubious tone, “That’s the book where the zombies and vampires are fighting?”Already Dead by Charlie Huston is for adults (unlike Twilight) and you can read my complete review at SFFaudio.
Hardly.
It is true that vampirism is a key element of detective Joe Pitt’s character as practically everything he does entails watchful details to stay alive and undetected for what he is. Already Dead is, first and foremost, heart and soul, a hard-boiled detective novel. One might be forgiven for thinking that Charlie Huston is merely another author taking advantage of the recent trend featuring vampires as key characters in fiction. However, they would be dead wrong. What becomes very clear is that Huston is taking advantage of this fantastical setting to examine good versus evil, rising to humanity versus sinking to the level of animals, the societal urge to define oneself by the group one joins, and, of course, what constitutes true love. It is no surprise then to find that some of the greatest intentional evil is perpetrated not by vampires but by mere human beings. All of these themes are set forth for us in crackling dialogue that hearkens back to the best of Raymond Chandler and Billy Wilder, who one is irresistibly reminded co-wrote the screenplay for the film-noir classic Double Indemnity. In fact, a scene toward the end of the book between Joe and his girlfriend Evie is a noir-style dialogue masterpiece that sends thrills through the listener and that would not be out of place in that movie.
Ferris Wheel is Back by ParisDailyPhotoHere are my rough notes (sorry for the scribbling) of the relevant answers from the questionnaire for Jesus of Nazareth. ...Father Jim Martin has much more ... this cracks me up. Thanks to Michelle for the heads-up on this one!
10.) Please list, and if readily available, provide copy of each book, article, column or publication you have authored.
Unpublished. No paper trail. We all approved of this. Want more applicants like this guy.
11.) Please identify each instance in which you have testified before... legislative, administrative, investigative or regulatory body, and specify the subject matter...
Appeared before governor ("procurator") of Judea, as well as the (local) king. Bad news here. Annoyed almost every authority he met. When asked, "Are you the Son of God?" he said, "It is you who say so." What will Senate confirmation hearings be like for him? On other hand, vague is good.
Wallace & Gromit star in a brand new adventure ‘A Matter of Loaf and Death’Here's the official site.
Wallace & Gromit have started a new bread baking business, ‘Top Bun’ and converted 62 West Wallaby Street into a granary with ovens, robotic kneading arms and an old-fashioned windmill on the roof. The transformation is perfect.
Although business is booming, Gromit is concerned by the news that a dozen local bakers have ‘disappeared’ this year – but Wallace isn’t worried. He’s too distracted and ‘dough-eyed’ in love with former beauty and bread enthusiast, Piella Bakewell.
While they enjoy being the ‘Toast of the Town’, Gromit soon realises his master’s life is in jeopardy, and turns sleuth to solve the escalating murder mystery – in what quickly becomes ‘A Matter of Loaf and Death.’
For March Hare, Hannah, and Rose ... who all appreciate Hugh Jackman. Yes, he's ok in other roles (take that shirtless Hugh Jackman in Australia) but bad boy Wolverine is where Jackman really steals my heart.I wanted to let you know that an upcoming episode of “Christopher Closeup” had your blog as its starting point. I read about Tisha Young donating her kidney to 4-year-old Sam Gappa on your web site and was motivated to request an interview with Tisha and Sam’s mother Tami on the show. It’s scheduled to be put up as a podcast at the end of next week and air on Sirius-XM on Dec. 28. I just wanted to give you a heads up since you played a role in this.I am thrilled to have had any part in this. All too well I remember being impressed at Tisha Young's selflessness in donating her kidney to little Sam Gappa. It is a story of sacrificial love for a child that Tisha didn't even know. I will be waiting impatiently until next week to hear this interview. In the meantime, you can hear many other great stories at Christopher Closeup.
It's time again for the most popular Church Lady event, the distribution of patron saints for the new liturgical year.Leave a message in their comments box to get your saint assignment.
On the first of January a new calendar year begins. On the first Sunday of Advent the new year of the Church begins. Therefore, the Saturday preceding the first Advent Sunday has something of the character of a New Year’s Eve. One of the old customs is to choose a patron saint for the new year of the Church.
[Maria Trapp, Around the Year with the Trapp Family]
In keeping with the year of St Paul, this year's saints include the Apostle and his companions. I hope you enjoy learning more about your new patron by reading Acts and the Pauline epistles and looking at images of St Paul in art.
St Mark the Evangelist
Pray for the Church in Africa
Get Mark and bring him with you, for he is helpful to me in the ministry. [2 Tim 4, 11]