“Morgan, you are an infernal blackguard. You have tried twice to kill me—”
“We’ll call it that, if you like,”—and he grinned. “But you’d better cut off one for this.”
He lifted the gray fedora hat from his head, and poked his finger through a hole in the top.
“You’re a pretty fair shot, Mr. Glenarm. The fact about me is,”—and he winked,—”the honest truth is, I’m all out of practice. Why, sir, when I saw you paddling out on the lake this afternoon I sighted you from the casino half a dozen times with my gun, but I was afraid to risk it.” He seemed to be shaken with inner mirth. “If I’d missed, I wasn’t sure you’d be scared to death!”
For a novel diversion I heartily recommend a meeting with the assassin who has, only a few days or hours before, tried to murder you. I know of nothing in the way of social adventure that is quite equal to it.
Meredith Nicholson, The House of a Thousand Candles