Saturday, October 6, 2012

Weekend Joke

This one is in honor of the baseball playoffs. It never fails to make me laugh.
A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, "You can't bring that dog in here."

"You don't understand," says the man. "This is no regular dog, he can talk."

"Listen, pal," says the bartender. "If that dog can talk, I'll give you a hundred bucks."

The man puts the dog on a stool, and asks him, "What's on top of a house?"


"Right. And what's on the outside of a tree?"


"And who's the greatest baseball player of all time?"


"I guess you've heard enough," says the man. "I'll take the hundred in twenties."

The bartender is furious. "Listen, pal," he says, "get out of here before I belt you."

As soon as they're on the street, the dog turns to the man and says, "Do you think I should have said 'DiMaggio'?"


  1. That's a good one. I have to tell you I've been a Baltimore Orioles baseball fan since I was eight years old. I'm afraid we beat your Texas Rangers (if that's who you root for) last night. I don't know if you know how long it's been since the Orioles even had a winning record, let alone make the playoffs. Almost a third of my life time! So I'm not gloating, but it was such a blessing for me.

  2. Groan. Thanks Julie. You know, thanks to you I've started a Monday Joke series on my blog.

    Latest one is at