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Saturday, August 11, 2012

Weekend Joke: Michael Phelps

Cartoon by xkcd

By Julie D. at August 11, 2012

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FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS

Bret:
Okay, I'm just going to say, "Dear Todd, thank you very much, but you can't be in the band anymore."

Jermaine:
Umm. I don't think you should do it, man. You're too easily offended.

Bret:
I can't believe you just said that.

HOROSCOPE

You will soon encounter a strapping, sexy authority figure, but be wary: In the early stages of the relationship, it's better to just let him give you the speeding ticket.

Note this is satire via The Onion which doesn't feature their horoscopes anymore. Satire means: trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly, according to the Merriam-Webster Dictionary.

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