Sister Mary Grace and Sister Judith were shopping in the neighborhood market one hot July day. Walking by the cooler case, Sister Mary Grace said, "Goodness, a cold beer would really hit the spot today, but what would the owner say?"
"Leave it to me," Sister Judith said.
She took a six-pack to the counter and, when the owner looked up, said, "We use the beer to shampoo our hair." Without missing a beat, the owner grabbed a bag of pretzel sticks and put them on the counter next to the beer.
"Sister," he said, "the curlers are on me!"
Saturday, July 9, 2011
Weekend Joke
I love this ... thanks to Tom K. for sending it!