Not always happy but always happy to be Catholic.
Only a rank degenerate would drive 1,500 miles across Texas without eating a chicken-fried steak.
Larry McMurtry, In a Narrow Grave
I have to plead guilty. I also once tried to order barbecue pork in Mesquite. The waitress told me, "Honey, we don't eat pigs in Texas!"
That is hilarious ... and true! :-D