Han: “Forgive me, father, I have sinned. My last confession was before I did the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs.”There are more Star Wars confessions at Acts of the Apostasy and they are all hilarious.
Priest: “But parsecs are a measure of distance, not time.”
Priest: “Never mind. What do you need to confess?”
Han: “I shot first.”
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