Sister Mary Grace and Sister Judith were shopping in the neighborhood market one hot July day. Walking by the cooler case, Sister Mary Grace said, "Goodness, a cold beer would really hit the spot today, but what would the owner say?"
"Leave it to me," Sister Judith said.
She took a six-pack to the counter and, when the owner looked up, said, "We use the beer to shampoo our hair." Without missing a beat, the owner grabbed a bag of pretzel sticks and put them on the counter next to the beer.
"Sister," he said, "the curlers are on me!"
Saturday, July 9, 2011
Weekend Joke
I love this ... thanks to Tom K. for sending it!
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Cute!
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Paddy takes his sainted cousin Sister Mary Brigid to dinner at a fancy restaurant. After a lovely dinner Paddy says, "Bridgie, fancy a brandy?"
ReplyDeleteSister Brigid sighs. "Ah, Paddy, I'd love one, but I don't want to give scandal." She considers. "Tell you what. I'll have a brandy, but ask them to put it in a teacup. That way no one'll see what I'm drinking."
The waiter takes the order to the bar. "Two brandies, one in a teacup," he says.
The bartender raises an eyebrow. "Is that nun back again?"
I enjoy your fun blog! I joined a religious order last year, then discerned that it wasn't my call and returned home. But I tasted beer for the first time while I was in the convent. :) Also green Chartreuse and several kinds of homemade liquor. It was a lovely group of nuns and I'm sorry I couldn't have stayed longer!
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