Not always happy but always happy to be Catholic.
In Heaven the cooks are French, the lovers Italian, the engineers German, the cops English.
In Hell the cooks are English, the lovers German, the engineers French and the cops are Italian.
The way I heard it was longer: In European Heaven, the French are the cooks, the British are the policement, the Germans are the engineers, the Italians are the lovers, and everything is organized by the Swiss.In European Hell, the British are the cooks, the French are the engineers, the Germans are the policemen, the Swiss are the lovers, and everything is organized by the Italians.I remember telling this -- in Italian -- to my Italian teacher in Rome. He thought it was very funny.