Saturday, January 8, 2011

Weekend Joke

From the incomparable Miss Cellania (warning: her site contains explicit material).
A blonde was recently hired at an office. Her first task was to go out for coffee. Eager to do well her first day on the job, she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop.

She held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take her order.

"Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" the blonde asked.

The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos, hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me."

"Oh good!" the blonde sighed in relief. "Then give me two black, two with cream.”


  1. Ok, I may be gray now, but I was a blonde in a former time. I actually ordered a coffee once at a famous coffee place, I asked for a larged iced coffee, black. The clerk asked me, what do you want in it? I said black. She said, do you want cream or sugar in it? I finally had to say, no just coffee & ice. She wasn't blonde!

  2. I just now noticed that although she required room for six cups, she only ordered four.

    Remember, I am blonde, too, under the gray.

    Over the gray, too.